HP: MG: MAGGI: X MG: X MG: X MG: ALL MG: ATK: DEF: MDEF: Learn: Weapon: Head: Shirt: Pants: Shoes: [Stats] [Class] Euro: 100 Inventory: Prologue: You wake up. It's a new day! The sun shines through the window onto you. You look at the clock and it's 11am. You live in a suburban home on a cliffside. Last night was a wild rager. A party at your house. You have your good friend Bert Johnson still over. You've slept for a little longer than you wanted. But well, here you are. So you get up. What do you want to do? Your Room: Clothing: What do you wanna put on? (Nothing stronger than 1 DEF) Your Computer: Well, it's turned off. I don't know what you expected. Turn on: [Improv] Kitchen: You enter the kitchen. You have a bunch of kitchen supply and some sweets here. What do you wanna take? Knife/Fork/Spoon | ATK 1 Butchers Knife | ATK 1 (Every kill +0.2 ATK) Pizza Cutter | ATK 1 7x MAGGI Seasoning | +7 MAGGI 2x Chips | +2 HP 2x Fox Cola | +1 HP +2 MAGGI 1x Chocolate Bar | +3 HP 5x Wrath Energy Drink | +1 HP, +5 ATK for 2 rounds Bathroom: There is a toilet, a tub, a mirror, and a not see-through window Toilet: Well, you're using the toilet. Might be quite important! Tub: So, you're taking a bath. I mean, cleaning yourself is important. So you're doing that. And once you finish cleaning yourself, you put on the clothing you picked and are squeaky clean! Mirror: You look at yourself. It's what they call "you". Window: You open/close the window. Fresh air is in the bathroom. Living Room: Your friend Bert Johnson is sleeping on the couch. He is a good friend. He is of the middle class. Bert has 29 Euro laying next to him. (He can't join you yet) [Note: You can sell things. when you wake him up, to your friend Bert (He'll take anything)] If found coat & given: Bert: Shit thanks, I've been lookin' for this! Why's it wet though? Leaving the House: And so you decided to leave the house... [THE TOWN] Pawn Shop Store Store: Yes That's The Name!: Char: Character HP: 66 MG: 41 ATK: 1 +2 DEF: 5 MDEF: 7 Weapon: Skateboard | ATK 2 Head: Red Cap | DEF 1 Shirt: Red Sweatjacket | DEF 2 Pants: Ripped Blue Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Lime Green Shoes | DEF 1 Souls: 0 Destructive Rage Desc: Little chaotic gremilin who does minor inconveniences. Thinks they're evil, even though they're just annoying. 129 Euro Vest-Proof Bullet | Goes through ANY Vest (Even Bullet Proof) 5 Euro Fishing Rod [You can sell items here] Topper's Top End Blinding Soups: Now with Soup-Ending Blinds!: Char: Cap P1 HP: 18 MG: 29 MAGGI: 1 MG: Get Goons | Goon HP: 18 MG: 30 ATK: 2 DEF: 0 MDEF: 0 ATK: 4 DEF: 9 MDEF: -1 Learn: 3 Weapon1: Weapon2: Weapon3: Weapon4: Head: Top Hat | DEF 2 Shirt: Oversized Navel Coat | DEF 2 Pants: Linen Hose | DEF 2 Shoes: Leather Shoes | DEF 2 Downfall Desc: A guy with low stress tolerance. Somehow became waiter. (Dies from stress 3 rounds into the battle) 3 Euro Soup That Makes You Blind | 11 HP 50% Chance to be blinded (Lasts 30 minutes) (No visual description to Player & 70% missrate) 5 Euro Soup That DOESN'T Make You Blind | 6 HP Mc Donalds: Char: Tired Worker HP: 22 MG: 42 ATK: 1 DEF: 3 MDEF: -3 Learn: 0 Weapon: Head: Shirt: McDonalds Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Grey Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Determination 2 Euro Mac Chemo | +2 HP 5 Euro 6x Chicken Nuggets | +1 HP 7 Euro 9x Chicken Nuggets | +1 HP 12 Euro 20x Chicken Nuggets | +1 HP 4 Euro Coca Cola | +1 HP +2 MAGGI 8 Euro Happy Meal: Mac Chemo | +2 HP, Fries | +2 HP, Coca Cola | +1 HP +2 MAGGI, Story Book | +1 Learn Pond: A lovely pond, great for fishing, Did you bring a fishing rod?: Did you bring a Mac Chemo?: 1-60: Nothing 70-79: Boot | DEF 0 (1 Euro (Pawn Shop)) (2x "Boot" = Boots | DEF 1) 80-89: Standard Fish (5 Euro (Pawn Shop)) 90-94: Bert's Coat | DEF 3 (20 Euro (Pawn Shop)) 95-99: Modern Mouth Bass (7 Euro (Pawn Shop)) 100: A literal gold bar (100 Euro (Pawn Shop)) Cliffside: Look: It's beautiful. It's a lovely morning. Nothing can go wrong. You look into the bottomless pit, that Bert installed. It's so wonderful... Take a piss?: Despite having a bathroom, and with a toilet, inside your own house. You decided to take a piss. Upon going back home: As you walk back inside your home, with Bert Johnson still being there. You look outside your window. You see how an alien UFO is flying directly towards your house. It crashes into the cliffside, where your house is, and you, Bert, and your house fall into the bottomless pit. "Chapter 1: Into The Pit": [If the player pisses into the pit, there will be piss in the pit] Bert: I cannot believe that the pit is not actually bottomless... I want a refund! Let's get out of here, [PLAYER]! Bert Johnson joins your party! Bert Johnson HP: 31 MG: 30 MAGGI: 1 MG: Analyse | Find out the opponent's stat you target 8 MG: B Slap | BaseATKx1.5 (BaseATKx10 against bees) Learn 4: 15 MG: Superslap | BaseATKx2, 20% Chance: -1 EnemyDEF Learn 7: ALL MG: Candy Cone | ATKx10 (throws candy cones at enemy) ATK: [Gun] (3) DEF: 5 MDEF: 2 Learn: 3 Weapon: Paintball Gun | ATK -1 - 3 [Paint Ammo: 20] Head: Bandaid | Increase DEF & HP by 1 (Breaks upon hit) Shirt: (Slightly) Undersized Graphic T-Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Grey Sweatpants | DEF 2 Shoes: Combat Boots | DEF 2 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Termination Exiting the house: You and Bert look at the bottom of this not so bottomless pit. Your house took the fall well. It also landed at another civilization. Bert: It's like some king of... into the pit... Poundland: Char: Gustav HP: 23 MG: 30 ATK: 1 DEF: -3 MDEF: -6 Weapon: Head: Shirt: Poorly Made Shirt (Uniform) | DEF -1 Pants: Poorly Made Pants (Uniform) | DEF -1 Shoes: Poorly Made Shoes (Uniform) | DEF -1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Bad Luck Soul Desc: He is a small, PITiful guy. He's extremely apathetic. His life hasn't gone anywhere since he was 17. Underpaid & no life experience. 3x 1 Euro Basketball Bat | ATK 8 (Breaks upon one use) 2x 1 Euro Jacketstein©-Jacket | DEF 9 (Breaks upon hit) 1x 1 Euro Premium Gun | ATK -1 - 20 (Breaks upon one use) 7x 1 Euro MAGGI Seasoning | +7 MAGGI High Quality Shop!!!!!Exclamation Mark!!: Char: Grand Dad HP: 87 MG: 69 ATK: [Gun] (4) DEF: 3 MDEF: 4 Weapon: Rifle | ATK -7 - 20 [Ammo: 12] Head: Sun Glasses | DEF 1 Shirt: Sweater | DEF 2 Pants: Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Very Used Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 7 Termination 2x 5 Euro: Footbal™ Bat™ | ATK 8 (Actual Item: Basketball Bat | ATK 8 (Breaks upon one use)) 1x 20 Euro: Hit™ Movie™ Red™ One™ | ATK 20 (Desc: A holy relic!) (Actual Item: Hit Movie Red One | ATK -5) 1x 3 Euro: The™ High Quality Shirt | DEF 4 (Actual Item: Poorly Made Shirt | DEF -1) 4x 2 Euro: High Quality™ Food | +3 HP 1x 4 Euro Half Eaten Mac Chemo | +1 HP Walks out of the village: So, this is the inside of the not so bottomless pit, huh? Light seems to almost not able to go down here. You barely can see anything. As you continue to walk, you appear to walk through some kind of forest. It's not very dense, just a tree here and there everyone once in a while. The path is also very linear, as there is a wall to the left and to the right of you. The path is pretty determined. And as you walk forward you stumble upon a guy who seems to not seem too friendly. It appears to be a robber! Jeremy Theif wants to battle Jeremy Theif HP: 29 MG: 47 ATK: 5 +3 DEF: 5 MDEF: -2 Weapon: Dagger | ATK 3 Head: Glasses | DEF 1 Shirt: Black Hoodie with Hood Up | DEF 2 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 Souls: 4 Destructive Rage Desc: Begging for mercy doesn't seem like an option... Spare: Give Money (20 Euro Minimum) or beat up until low Death: 40 Euro So you continue on with your adventure, traversing through a bit until you come up to river from one cave to another. It's too large to simply swim through, so you'll have to get creative. [Improv, however here is a solution: Taking down a tree to use as a bridge.] As you continue on you end up at a hotel. The Lovely Amazing Brilliant Awesome One: Char: Karen HP: 25 MG: 27 ATK: 1 DEF: 3 MDEF: -2 Weapon: Revolver | ATK -5 - 10 Head: Shirt: Green Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Blue Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Shoes Very Shoes | DEF 1 Termination Desc: A not so friendly woman. Her mom used to own this shop... until the incident. 50 Euro for a night If sleeping at hotel: Your HP is full +10 & your MG is filled up! You also get one learn stat! So you left the hotel and go on with your travels. It takes a while, but you meet upon someone. It's something not from this planet. It's an alien... this must be the alien that crashed at your cliff! The alien seems a little scared and gets out a knife! Glorpluine wants to battle Glorpluine HP: 120 MG: 87 MAGGI: 20 MG: Overpowering | ALWAYS does 2 damage 40 MG: Reflect | Attack reflects back to enemy Learn 6: 60 MG | Intimidation | The selected ememy can't attack next round Learn 8: ALL MG | Whistling | Heals the entire Party to full HP ATK: 2 +2 DEF: 3 MDEF: 1 Learn: 3 Weapon: Metal Knife | ATK 2 Head: Shirt: Yellow Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Yellow Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Basic Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Valie Desc: Both of you wish to not be in this situation. Searches for his friend. Somehow can speak english? Spare: Will run away upon low (no matter what) (If spared (not with attack), could join your party) If not spared: While running after the alien, someone runs into you. If spared: You can't believe you actually made friends with an alien! While walking with them, you run into someone! Johnny Theif wants to battle Johnny Theif HP: 33 MG: 53 ATK: 6 +4 DEF: 5 MDEF: 2 Weapon: Daggerer | ATK 4 Head: Glasses | DEF 1 Shirt: Black Hoodie with Hood Up | DEF 2 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 Souls: 3 Destructive Rage Desc: He looks quite similar... Might be a hard fight. Spare: If Low and only if Low That was odd... You continue on, despite feeling a deja vu. Not far off, there is a cave. It's kinda dark... However there is still the path ahead! Choosing the cave: There is a river blocking the way. Swimming through it might not be a good idea. What do you do? (Example: Getting back the tree and put it there to get through or climb on the side to get over) You found a door at a wall inside the cave, do you want to enter? No: Well, you don't enter it. Yes: You enter the door and... Captain Mike wants to battle Captain Mike HP: 36 MG: 25 MAGGI: 0 MG: Reflecting On Self | Gains back all MAGGI 5 MG: Stronger Attack | ATK x 1.5 10 MG: The Telescope | Raises DEF +2 for 3 Turns ALL MG: Call Cheese | ATKx10, Burn: 3 DMG 3 Turns (Desc: Cheese inserts an explosion effect on the target) ATK: 2 +5 DEF: 3 MDEF: 2 Learn: 32 Weapon: "The Sigh Slayer" (Massive Magnifying Glass) | ATK 5 (Desc: It burns pizzas) Head: Shirt: The Silly Fureen Fan Club Shirt | DEF 1, MDEF 1 Pants: Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Valie Drops upon death: Fav Food from [PLAYER] | [PLAYERFAVFOOD]: ALL HP / Everyone Else: +40 HP Spare: No Way Continue on the path choice: Not far from the cave is also a bridge with a sign. The sign says at the bridge: "The bottomless pit. Don't fall in or else you'll fall forever!" In front of you, blocking the way through the bridge of the ACTUALLY bottomless pit, is a skeleton. Bert: Are you kidding me??? THAT is the bottomless pit!?" Sphynx says: "yo bro, im sphynx the skeleton. answer my riddle or ill make you watch facebook moms post stuff and whatever" "Sphynx" the Skeleton HP: 69 MG: 32 ATK: 3 DEF: 5 MDEF: 4 Weapon: Head: Blue Cap | DEF 1 Shirt: Blue Jacket | DEF 2 Pants: Blue Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Blue Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Determination ​"Sphynx": okay uhh, bro. ​​what's got two wings but can't fly, two eyes but can't see, and two legs but cant walk? (Answer: a dead bird) IF WRONG: "Sphynx": wrong, man! try again! [You have infinite trys] IF RIGHT: "Sphynx": that's right, dude! how did you know?? dang alright, yo can go. Bert: So, THERE is the actually bottomless pit. What a scam, right? I can't believe it. Bert: Like, what the actual- hold on. A food market is there! Finally some good fucking food! There is a supermarket called "Food Food"! Do you want to enter it? Yes: Food Food: Char: Jack Jackson HP: 24 MG: 35 ATK: 1 DEF: 6 MDEF: 1 Head: Headband | DEF 1 Shirt: Black Jacket | DEF 2 Pants: Jogging Pants | DEF 2 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF1 Kills: 0 Spell Kills: 0 Deviation Desc: Wanted to run a weapon shop, but ended up running a food shop, since no one bought the weapons. 6x 2 Euro Chocolate Bar | +3 HP 2x 3 Euro Chips | +2 HP 7x 7 Euro MAGGI Seasoning | +7 MAGGI 2x 3 Euro Fox Cola | +1 HP +2 MAGGI 5x 6 Euro Wrath Energy Drink | +1 HP, +5 ATK for 2 rounds 3x 5 Euro Splam: Speedrunner's Choice! | When consumed, the enemies can't hurt you for 2 rounds No: Walking away from the food shop, you found a staircase up! You notice that next to the staircase is a spaceship. This must be the alien that made you crash down here. If not friends w/ Alien: There, sitting at the first steps, is an alien. Do you want to fight them? If Yes: You want to battle! Glorpluine HP: 120 MG: 87 MAGGI: 20 MG: Overpowering | ALWAYS does 2 damage 40 MG: Reflect | Attack reflects back to enemy Learn 6: 60 MG | Intimidation | The selected ememy can't attack next round Learn 8: ALL MG | Whistling | Heals the entire Party to full HP ATK: 2 +2 DEF: 3 MDEF: 1 Learn: 3 Weapon: Metal Knife | ATK 2 Head: Shirt: Yellow Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Yellow Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Basic Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Valie Desc: Mercy seems too unlikely... but could work. Spare: Calm the situation down (If spared, could join your party) Walking up the staircase: You find a sticker saying "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Wüttemberg?" "Chapter 2: Roaming Around In the Pit": [Note: If the player dig anywhere, it will dig out the Dog Gun Dog Gun | ATK -18 - 18 Ammo: 18 (gets stronger by +1 (HighestRange)ATK until 9 left. Then -2 (HighestRange)ATK until empty) Desc: It barks when shot! Be sure to name it!] You're finally a layer higher. It appears there is only a layer after this between you and your freedom. You and your party is gonna get out of here... at least so you hope. Let's hope there is no evil overlord or something like that. There is a sign. On it written is "Welcome to Kristjanby!". There were also apparently other names, however they were crossed out. Some names are "Chrisville", "Greening", and "Greebubg". Kristjanby: As you enter the town, you find a lot of shop. Placin' Blox: Lava Chicken!, GrownFed: Eat Your Greens!, THE Hotel: That One (1) Inn!, and West of Shots: Sock Warmers!. There are also a couple people walking around, which you can speak to. There is also a big castle. The castle of Chris Pratt. It seems to be connected with the next layer. Layer 3. Placin' Blox: Lava Chicken!: Char: Jack Black HP: 55 MG: 5 ATK: 3 DEF: 3 MDEF: 4 Weapon: Sweet Guitar | ATK 4 Head: Shirt: Blue Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Blue Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Unremarkable™ Shoes | DEF 1 Determination Desc: A fellow creative who owns a Lava Chicken shop. 11x Lava Chicken | Burning: -2 HP 3 Rounds, +4 ATK for the fight GrownFeed: Eat Your Greens!: Char: John Green HP: 80 MG: 30 MAGGI: 10 MG: Plays Country | -2 AllEnemyDEF for fight (Plays a terrible country song) ATK: 1 DEF: 4 MDEF: 0 Weapon: Head: Green Cap w/ GrownFeed Logo | DEF 1 Shirt: Green Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Green Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Green Shoes | DEF 1 Spell Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Deviation Desc: The famous singer and worker at GrownFeed! 13x 25 Euro Green Hams | +25 HP (Desc: That's what everyone calls hamburgers! It's a regional dialect.) 18x 25 Euro Green Clams | +25 MAGGI 23x 12 Euro Green Apple | +18 HP 12x 15 Euro Green Tea | +9 HP +9 MAGGI 30x 40 Euro Green Egg | Does Nothing (If trying to throw it, it doesn't break) THE Hotel: That One (1) Inn!: Char: John D Keats HP: 26 MG: 27 ATK: 2 DEF: 3 MDEF: -1 Weapon: Head: Shirt: White Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 1 Termination Desc: Not much of a talker, however has good prices! John: 1 Night 50 Euro per person. If sleeping at inn: Your HP is full +10 & your MG is filled up! You also get one learn stat! West of Shots: Sock Warmers!: Char: Bullet Prof. West HP: 75 MG: 53 ATK: 1 DEF: 5 MDEF: -1 Weapon: Head: Safari Hat | DEF 1 Shirt: Lab Coat | DEF 1 Pants: Too Long Jeans | DEF 2 Shoes: Practical Boots | DEF 2 Desc: A lanky, bald lady with a think neck with a thick cowboy accent. She's Bullet Proof. But not knife proof!!! As you enter the store, it has two horse statues and some horse clothing. The horse stuff you can't buy of course. 6x 10 Euro: THE CHEAP&STYLISH ONE | DEF 1, Bullet-Proof (If aiming at feet) 4x 20 Euro: Practical Boots | DEF 2, Bullet-Proof (If aiming at feet) 2x 40 Euro: The High Quality Shoes© | DEF 4, Bullet-Proof (If aiming at feet) 1x 50 Euro: Diamond Boots from Minecraft | DEF 8, Breaks upon 5 hits Random People: Person 1: Hansi HP: 12 MG: 26 ATK: 1 DEF: 3 MDEF: 3 Weapon1: Weapon2: Weapon3: Weapon4: Head: Shirt: Grey Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Grey Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Downfall Desc: Hansi plays a boppin tune that restores the health and MAGGI for one party members Person 2: Weston Valeuz Western HP: MG: ATK: DEF: 2.5 MDEF: Weapon: Head: Urple Beanie | DEF 1 Shirt: Bootleg Rick & Morty Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Shoes: One Sock | DEF 0.5 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Termination Inventory: Dr. Jeckle & Mr. Hyde NES Cartridge Desc: Random guy acting like a gremlin. They love Rick & Morty a little TOO much. Person 3: Third HP: 33 MG: 3 ATK: 3 DEF: 3 MDEF: 3 Weapon: Pacifistic Knife | DEF 0.5 Head: Broken Glasses | DEF 0.5 Shirt: Tattered Shirt | DEF 0.5 Pants: Simple Shorts | DEF 1 Shoes: Broken Shoes | DEF 0.5 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Dodgerate: 0% Bad Luck Soul Desc: They survived with no luck, only skill. Castle of Chris Pratt: As you were about to enter the castle grounds, you were noticed by a Guard: K²: Hey you, What are you doing here? K² Guard wants to battle! K² Guard HP: 24 MG: 27 ATK: 2 +3 DEF: 6 MDEF: 2 Weapon: Kay Blade | ATK 3 Head: Shirt: Metal Chestplate | DEF 2 Pants: Metal Leggings | DEF 2 Shoes: Metal Shoes | DEF 2 Determination Desc: They may look like a rat, but it's actual... actually, you don't know what he is. Spare: Gaslight the guard into thinking you're allowed in. Entrance: You enter the castle. It's very medival and black and white. There are statues and pictures of him everywhere. Some of them are portraits, some of them are photos. There are also a lot of movie posters. All with Chris Pratt as the leading role. This castle is very... Chris Pratt. There are a bunch of rooms that you can enter. The kitchen, the living room area, the groundfloor balcony, and T H E U N K N O W N. And there is also a big red sign with colourful blinking light bulbs saying "The Dungeon". You can also ingore THE BIG RED COLOURFUL SIGN and just continue on. Kitchen: Well, it's a kitchen. A giant one at that! It has utensiles, five oven, a microwave, etc. Like, it's really big! I guess what else is to expect from a royalty such as Chris Pratt. When searching: 1x Steak | +30 HP 1x Turkey | +40 HP 1x Schnitzel | +16 HP (microwave) 1x MushMush | +20 HP, +2 DEF for the fight (Desc: It's a big brown mushroom) 1x Plate of Buttered Noodles | +18 HP 4x Bottles of Cream Soda | +4 HP 23x Knife | ATK 3 32x Spoon | ATK 1 34x Fork | ATK 2 1x Kitchen Sword | ATK 5 1x Butchers Knife | ATK 1 (Every kill +0.2 ATK) 1x Kitchen Gun | ATK -3 - 9 Living Room: As you enter the room, you cannot miss the giant ass computer that this living room holds. There is also a big green couch with big fireplace. Everything in this room is very big. The carpet here is also very green. The room is very different to the grey castle. But what you failed to notice that first time looking around is the small ass TV that this room also holds. Search around: As you search around you found 28 copies of Guardians of the Galaxy and one copy of Parks and Rec. Do you wanna take them? No: You decided not to take them. Why would you? Yes: 28x Guardians of the Galaxy | Random: 1: +11 HP | 2: Poison: -5 HP 10 Turns 1x Parks and Rec | Random: 1: +16 HP | 2: Poison: -10 HP 20 Turns The Groundfloor Balcony: There is not much here, just a small balcony to his grassy area. Could it even be counted a balcony if it's on the groundfloor? Anyway, there is not much here. You could say that it's a beautiful view, but this is not even a view from any height. Why does Chris Pratt have that? T H E U N K N O W N: You enter it. It's dark. Kind of cold as well. A cold shiver goes down your spine. It feels like the room goes on for forever. There is a light switch next to you. Do you wanna turn the switch on? No: No, whatever is in there, you don't wanna see it. (The player can leave if they want) Yes: You turn it on... It's... just a storage closet. There is literally nothing useful in there. Just useless trash. The Dungeon: You're at the entrance of the dungeon. However, a guard is blocking the way. There is something strange though, this guard is carrying no weapon. The guard notices you! Doktor Mike Guard wants to battle! Doktor Mike Guard HP: 28 MG: 90 MAGGI: 10 MG: Throws Phone | +30 MAGGI 20 MG: Laugh Maniacally | +MaxHP/4 (+6 HP) 30 MG: Give Lecture | -5 EnemyMAGGI (One Enemy) 40 MG: Flirt | -1 TargetEnemyMDEF (Permanently) 50 MG: Tell Dad Joke | All Enemies: BaseATK, -1 EnemyDEF for the fight 60 MG: Spitting At You | Target Enemy: BaseATKx2, -2 EnemyDEF for the fight ALL MG: Leaving On a Cliffhanger | ATKx10, Target Can't Do Anything For 5 Rounds ATK: 6 DEF: 6 MDEF: -2 Learn: 26 Head: Cheap Eyepatch | DEF 0 Shirt: Baseball Jacket over a Blanket | DEF 2 Pants: Dark Slate Skirt with Leggings | DEF 2 Shoes: Tacticool Sandals | DEF 2 Spell Kills: 26 Kills: 26 Deviation Desc: Also called "Korn" or "Kit". Spare: Will not spare you, knock Doktor Mike Guard out As you continue on after the fight against the guard, Bert ask you something. Bert: Is there a trap with springs? And then there is something. It's... a trivia quiz about Chris Pratt? There is an old TV on the top right of the room. It turns on. Chris Pratt is on there in greyscale Chris Pratt: I wanna play a game. You have half an hour to solve these puzzles. If you can't, I'll release the gas. Chris Pratt: Also, every time you get a question wrong, I'll release some gas. (Every wrong: +1 DMG every 5 minute mark) Chris Pratt: I repeat, you have half an hour to solve all of my trivia. Solve my trivia and you may go or... go down the dungeon. Chris Pratt: It's your choice... Chris Pratt: Question 1: What was my job before being an Actor? A: Waiter B: Accountant C: Stripper D: Preacher Answer: Both A & C are right Chris Pratt: Question 2: What is my full name? A: Christoph Prattiston B: Christine Chandler Pratt C: Christopher Michael Pratt D: Kris Dremurr Answer: It's C Chris Pratt: Question 3: How many movies, as of 2025, did I play in? A: 69 B: 80 C: 24 D: 23 Answer: It's A (I'm not kidding.) Chris Pratt: Question 4: Which of these movies of mine are rated the lowest on rotten tomato A: Jenifer's Body B: Wanted C: Passengers D: Delivery Man Answer: It's C Chris Pratt: Question 5: Who am I married to? A: Anna Faris B: Myself (Chris Pratt) C: I'm divorced D: Katherine Schwarzenegger Answer: It's D Chris Pratt: You're alive. Good job. You may live and proceed now. I'll be seeing you. When proceeding: You're finally there Topper Mike HP: 18 MG: 89 MAGGI: 15 MG: 30 MG: Hat Toss | ATKx1.5 & stun enemy for 1 round 45 MG: Iceshock | ATKx0.5 & enemy cannto attack for two turns ALL MG: Cat | All enemies ATKx10 (Dead cats fall from the sky) ATK: 2 +1 DEF: 4 MDEF: 1 Learn: 13 Weapon: Plushy | ATK 1 Head: Topper Hat | DEF 3 Shirt: Ragged Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Shoes: LV: 1 Kills: 0 Determination Desc: Tophat. Spare: No Way Theory Mike HP: 18 MG: 50 MAGGI: 8 MG: Blabbering | Poison: 1 DMG Infinite Turns (Theory Mike: Seems like someone doesn't wanna talk.) 16 MG: Theorizing | Entire Party gets healed MaxHP/2 = Heal (Theory Mike: hello everybody! welcome to syalp theory! today we'll talk about getting healed.) 24 MG: Brainthrow | ATKx1.5, 3 DMG to self ALL MG: Paint | Paints the enemy, makes them unable to attack for 5 rounds ATK: 3 +3 DEF: 2 MDEF: -3 Learn: 38 Weapon1: Big Pain(t) Brush | ATK 3 Weapon2: Good Ole Shield | DEF 1 Weapon3: Weapon4: Head: Shirt: Orange Bowtie | DEF 1 Pants: Shoes: LV: 1 Kills: 0 Downfall Desc: One armed freak. Spare: No Way Drops After Death: Premium Egg | Bert Johnson: ALL HP / Everyone Else: +40 HP Continue through the grey corridor: As you continue on, trying to get to the next floor, you encounter a guard! Potato Mike Guard wants to Battle! [NOTE: Potato Mike, after two hits, will give up immediately. Also won't use MAGGI attacks] If still battle, despite Potato Mike Giving Up: [NOTE: Potato Mike will go all out.] Potato Mike Guard wants to battle Potato Mike Guard HP: 19 MG: 31 MAGGI: 5 MG: Potato Buster | ATKx1.5 (1/5 chance: ATKx2) 10 MG: That's what Baggins Hates | Two Opponents: ATKx1.5 15 MG: YOU SHALL NOT PASS | Can't be hurt for two turns ALL MG: Boiling/Mashing/Sticking Potatos in a Stew | Everyone: BaseATK, Burn: 5 DMG Infinite Turns ATK: 4 +6 DEF: 8 MDEF: 2 Weapon: Halbert | ATK 6 Head: Metal Helmet | DEF 2 (Big feather on the top. Minimal greaves) Shirt: Metal Chestplate | DEF 2 (Has a giant engraving of Crhis Pratt from the Mario movie reveal cast) Pants: Metal Leggings | DEF 2 Shoes: Metal Shoes | DEF 2 LV: 2 Kills: 0 Determination Desc: This Hobbit doesn't seem interested in fighting. Seems to not be paid fairly in their opinion. Dressed like a real guard should. Drops if killed: Potato | +18 HP & Guard's Badge | DEF 5 You go up a floor. The greyscale with the statues, painting, photos, and movie posters stay the same. There are three ways now. One is called the goon room, The New Tomb Room, and a corridor to the throne room. Goon room: It's a room with a poker table and some beds. There are three people in this room. The three look at you. One says: "Eyyy, guys. Ain't that the guy we're supposed to beat up?" The other guys says "Yeah man. What'cha think, Territorial Oak?" The other guy... is literally just the explosive oak from earthbound. The Goons want to battle! Goon HP: 41 MG: 67 ATK: 3 + 2 DEF: 4 MDEF: -1 Learn: -1 Weapon: Knife | ATK 2 Head: Black Beanie | DEF 1 Shirt: Grey & Black Striped Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Blue Pleather Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Rain Boots | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 1 Determination Desc: He's so evil!!! Gooner HP: 26 MG: 56 ATK: 3 + 2 DEF: 4 MDEF: 1 Learn: -2 Weapon: Knife | ATK 2 Head: Black Beanie | DEF 1 Shirt: Grey & Black Striped Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Red Pleather Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Rain Boots | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Determination Desc: He's so evil!!!!!!...? Territorial Oak HP: 45 MG: 41 MAGGI: ALL MG: Explode | BaseATKx10, Also sets own HP to 0 ATK: 26 DEF: 3 MDEF: 0 Earthbound Desc: Territorial Oaks are enemies in EarthBound. They are large mobile trees, first encountered by Ness in Peaceful Rest Valley. After defeating the goons: You find a chest with 200 Euro in it! New Tomb Room: This room looks like an egyptian tomb. It's also full of tombs. There's a giant blue horse statue with red eyes in the corner of it. ... why is it called the NEW Tomb Room? What happened to the old one? Also, you just noticed that there is a zombie there! It wants to battle! Redead HP: 10 MG: 777 ATK: 6 DEF: 4 MDEF: -7 Weapon: Head: Skin | DEF 1 Shirt: Skin | DEF 1 Pants: Skin | DEF 1 Shoes: Skin | DEF 1 Meta (It takes 3 actions) Desc: It's Zombie-like. It looks like you can't kill it nor get a kill from it. It seems to come back after 3 actions. Tomb: Well, they're dead. Sucks for them. The Blue Horse Statue: You're going to the horse statue. What are you going to do? Interacting with it in any way (If No Shoes): Nothing happens. Interacting with it in any way (If Shoes): As you were about to do that, something happens. It... IT STEALS YOUR SHOES!? IT STOLE YOUR SHOES! Corridor to the throne room: You're going through the corridor. All this greyscale, all these Chris Pratt things. In how many movies were Chris Pratt in?? And then you notice, there is a pathway with hot coal on the ground...? Well... If Shoes: At least you have shoes If Not Shoes: That sucks. (-10 HP for everyone who has no shoes) That was weird. Well, at least things are going well now, right? And as you were about think that, there is a guard blocking the entrance. The entrance to the throne room. Cheese Guard wants to battle. Cheese Guard HP: 20 MG: 34 MAGGI: 6 MG: Intimidation | The selected opponment can't attack next round 12 MG: Deep Cut | Poison: 1 DMG 5 Rounds ATK: 2 +2 DEF: 5 MDEF: 1 Learn: 5 Weapon: Pocket Knife | ATK 2 Head: Shirt: Parka | DEF 3 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 2 Kills: 3 Determination Desc: It's a just a guy named Cheese, no actual cheese guy... probably. Spare: You have to knock him out or give money (100 Euro) And as you finished the fight, you can finally enter the throne room... Throne Room: It's the same as all other corridors. However there is a green carpet leading to the throne, where Chris Pratt sits. The throne is grey, as everything else in the room. The only one in colour is the carpet, which is green. Also you and your party have colour. He doesn't look very happy. He gets up and walks over to you. He doesn't say a single thing. Behind him is the door to layer 3. Overlord Chris Pratt wants to battle. Overlord Chris Pratt HP: 46 MG: 32 MAGGI: 7 MG: Putting on Sunglasses | +5 ATK & +5 DEF for the fight (Yes works repeatly) 14 MG: Stomping KOOPAS | ATKx2 (Missrate 50%) 21 MG: Neutral Special | ATK -77 - 77 [Ammo: 7] ALL MG: Chris Pratt | Full HP, Full MG, +BaseDEF/2 ATK: 1 +6 DEF: 7 MDEF: 7 Weapon: Grey Staff | ATK 6 Head: Oversized Silver Crown | DEF 3 Shirt: Greyscale Owen Grady Vest | DEF 1 Pants: Greyscale Mario Overalls | DEF 2 Shoes: Greyscale Garfield Slippers | DEF 1 Souls: 0 Destructive Rage Desc: Chris Pratt. Well-known actor. The Overlord of Layer 2. Spare: Tell him you have a secret weapon and offer him a hand. (LEGO Movie Reference) Inventory: 7x Lasanga | +20 HP +20 MAGGI After the defeat of Chris Pratt. You can finally enter the door to layer 3. Entering the door: You see the staircase. It rains. You walk up it with your party. You find a sticker saying "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Berlin?" And you are finally in layer 3 "Chapter 3: Out The Pit": This is the last layer. You can already see the sunlight. However, the only connecting point between you and your freedom is a mansion. It is quite far away though. This might still take a while. Bert: I remember their this king of M A N S I O N . . . P I T... My DAD told tales about this... It's been months since I've last seen him... And so you two walk towards the mansion far in the distance. You find a metal plate a the ground. You see a bad explosion effect at a metal plate on the ground, as it flies up. A weird man is crawling out from the ground where the plate was. The plate was hiding a hole. It looks like some kind of captain... He walks up to your party and puts caramel on Bert and then tries to eat the caramel of off him. And while he did some of it, was then pushed away. Kapitän 1P: Heyyyyy, I'm Kapitän 1P (Kapitän Eins Peeh). I'm planning to overtake the ruler of the pit: Syalp! And then I'll rule over it myself! Kapitän 1P: Soooo, do you wanna be part of my plan??? The only two things you can think of is either to allow him to be a part of your party or to beat him up. If Fighting: Kapitän 1P HP: 18 MG: 50 ATK: 1 +1 DEF: 3 MDEF: 1 Weapon: Magnifying Glass | ATK 1 Head: Shirt: The Serious Neo Fan Club Shirt | DEF 1, MDEF 1 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: White Shoes | DEF 1 Souls: 0 Destructive Rage Drops upon death: 10 Euro Spare: When low, he'll then just goes back to his hole... bunker. Thingy. If Inviting: Kapitän 1P HP: 18 MG: 50 MAGGI: Learn 1: 0 MG: Cofidence in Self | Gain back half of MaxMAGGI Learn 4: 20 MG: Overpowering | ALWAYS does 2 damage Learn 8: 40 MG: Deep Cut | Poison: 5 DMG 5 Rounds Learn 12: ALL MG: Call Käse | ATKx10, Burn: 3 DMG 3 Turns (Desc: Käse inserts an explosion effect on the target) ATK: 1 +1 DEF: 3 MDEF: 1 Weapon: Magnifying Glass | ATK 1 Head: Shirt: The Serious Neo Fan Club Shirt | DEF 1, MDEF 1 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: White Shoes | DEF 1 Souls: 0 Destructive Rage No matter the choice: Your party continues on, getting closer to the mansion. And then they notice that right in front of the mansion is a small village. It's an incredibly small town. There is a sign. This town is called "Mikevilleingtonshire". Mikevilleingtonshire: There is an inn called "The Mike Inn" and two houses. At one of the two houses is someone sitting. The other one has a lock on it. A fireplace is in the middle of the small, but cozy town. A bit further away is finally the Mansion. The Mike Inn: Char: Small Mike HP: 30 MG: 29 ATK: 2 +1 DEF: 0 MDEF: -1 Weapon: Microphone | ATK 1 Head: Microphone Head | DEF 1 Shirt: Black/Grey Suit w/ Red Bowtie | DEF 2 Pants: Black Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Dress Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Dodgerate: 0% Bad Luck Soul Cat Mike HP: 21 MG: 21 ATK: 1 +1 DEF: 4 MDEF: 3 Weapon: Microphone Hands | ATK 1 Head: Cat Fur | DEF 1 Shirt: Red Bowtie | DEF 1 Pants: Cat Fur | DEF 1 Shoes: Microphone Feet | DEF 1 Spell Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Deviation Cowboy Mike HP: 23 MG: 27 ATK: 1 +3 DEF: 4 MDEF: 2 Weapon: Boxing Gloves | ATK 3 Head: Cowboy Hat | DEF 1 Shirt: Black/Grey Suit | DEF 1 Pants: Black Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Dress Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Determination You enter the Inn. There are three people owning it. A Small Microphone guy, a cat guy, and a tall cowboy person. The small guy and the cowboy are in suits. Meanwhile the cat has black fur. They tell you that one night is 10 Euro per person. Well the two. The cat is silent. If sleeping at inn: Your HP is full +10 & your MG is filled up! You also get one learn stat! Fireplace: It's a cozy and big fire. As big as you are. You can relax here if you want. If relaxing: You feel relaxed. Your parties HP is filled up! However not your MG. If having dead rat: You can cook the rat you have. Do you wanna cook it? | Yes: Chrisp Rat | HP 2 The Mike House: You are at the door of this house. There is a puzzle, to open the house. There is a paper on the door. "Solve my riddle: Of swollen strength and stranded start, strength of body, mind and heart. Boldly go and break the bonds, stop the starts, destroy the floor" (Answer: Kick down the door.) As you kicked down the door, there seems to be a trapdoor with another puzzle... You see a dead rat lying on the floor [NOTE: The players can take it] It is a lock with a small keyboard on it. It says "What was the name of the master of games?" (Answer: Ms. (Termite)Elevenna) As you finished that, you climb down and there is a stone wall with 3 runes in there. There is a place which you can insert those. 3 Runes you have to insert from left to right. One has an enderman head, one a red circle on it, and one a top hat & Questionmark. (Answer: Red Circle -> Top Hat & Questionmark -> Enderman Head) As the stone seems to move, revealing a person, a weird enderman person there. Modern Mouth Mike wants to battle Modern Mouth Mike HP: 169 MG: 31 MAGGI: 0 MG: Charge | Gain 10 MG (can charge party members too) 3 MG: Egg | ATKx2, Bert Johnson (Immune) (Throws a big egg at someone) 6 MG: Reflect | Attack reflects back to the opponment 10 MG: Villianous Cackle | Raises DEF by 1.5 for 3 turns 16 MG: Rivalry | EVERYONE gets ATKx5 25 MG: Steal Ability | Steal an ability from the opponment, they get it back after 3 turns ALL MG: Friendship | All party members (not player) join you. Upon them reaching 1 HP, they join them back ATK: 2 DEF: -2 MDEF: -1 Learn: 36 Head: Scarf | DEF 1 Shirt: SUITable Suit | DEF 2 Pants: SUITable Pants | DEF 2 Shoes: SHOEable Shoes | DEF 3 Spell Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Deviation Desc: An enderman with purple & yellow glasses and a cane. The last one of the Mikes. Depth Dweller of the Not-So-Bottomless Pit. After beating the enderman, you notice that there is ONE MORE DOOR with a puzzle. Do you want to solve it? Yes: There is a lock there. It needs a code. But it needs to be inputted by a controller. You need to find a controller. When found: You plug the controller in. What do you input? [Answer: It's the Konami Code (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start)] And so the door opens. As you enter the door, there is only a hole. However, there is also a gun here. At least presume it to be one... It's a "Shoop da Whoop" Shoop da Whoop | -10 - 30 ATK, no ammunition needed Do you wanna jump down the hole? Yes: And so you and your friends jump down into the the hole. You fall. And you fall and fall. and fall until... You hit some... flesh? You destroy it and land safely on some more meat. You look up. Minos Prime wants to battle. Minos Prime HP: 130 MG: 20 ATK: 25 - 50 DEF: 0 Weapon: Head: Shirt: Shoes: LV: 10 Kills: 19 Dodgerate: 10% Bad Luck Soul Upon beating: [ALTERNATE END // WELCOME TO HELL] Guy sitting by a house: капитан1л: I'm a Mike, I guess. At least I think I am. капитан1л (​kapitan pervoye liczo) HP: 18 MG: 50 ATK: 3 DEF: 4 MDEF: -3 Weapon: Head: Shirt: The Serious Shirt | DEF 2 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: White Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 3 Termination Desc: An incredibly serious captain. Takes everything maybe too serious. Syalps Mansion: As you walk into the mansion, a distant wailing can be heard. You see Freddy Fazbear, yes I'm seriously, simply sitting and observing the situation Freddy Fazbear HP: 1000000000000 MG: 20 ATK: 0 DEF: 1000000000000 MDEF: 0 Weapon: Head: Unbeatable Metal DEF 250000000000 Shirt: Unbeatable Metal DEF 250000000000 Pants: Unbeatable Metal DEF 250000000000 Shoes: Unbeatable Metal DEF 250000000000 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Determination Desc: Yes, the real Freddy Fazbear. Only attacks if provoked. There is also a guard here that doesn't look too happy. Kyle Grual Guard wants to battle Kyle Grual Guard HP: 28 MG: 27 ATK: 1 +1 DEF: 3 MDEF: -1 Weapon: Big Toothpick | ATK 1 Head: Shirt: White Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Black Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 3 Kills: 1 Termination Desc: Ex-Chris Pratt Guard. Now Guarding this mansion. Spare: You give him the chrisp rat Floor 1: All of the sudden, from the ceiling, falls a weird person down. Elevenna: I'm Ms. (Termite)Elevenna and YOU are my contestants for my MANDATORY MINIGAMES! Elevenna: You don't have a choice. Elevenna: We are playing hangman! Ask for a letter and I'll tell you if it's in the word or not! Elevenna: If you know the word, you can ask me for the word too. You can ask as much as you want. A wrong guess hurts though! So be careful! Wrong Guess is -10 HP (Yes you can use heal items) The Word is: Syalp If attacked, runs (but you can follow her) Elevenna HP: 18 MG: 32 ATK: 1 DEF: 3 MDEF: 4 Weapon: Head: Shirt: Blue Suit Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Blue Suit Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Purple Shooes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Termination Desc: Thinks she's helpful... she's not. When won: Elevenna: Good job! I'll see you next floor for more MINIGAMES!!!! And just like that, Elevenna runs up the stairs and leaves your party alone. Kitchen: It's the kitchen. There are some kitchen supply there, like knifes, forks, spoons, etc. Also some seaoning and raw material is here too. 4x Raw Steak | Cannot be eaten (Cooked: Steak | +30 HP) 6x Raw Schnitzel | Cannot be eaten (Cooked: Schnitzel | +16 HP) 3x MushMush | +20 HP, +2 DEF for the fight (Desc: It's a big brown mushroom) 23x Knife | ATK 3 23x Spoon | ATK 1 23x Fork | ATK 2 1x Butchers Knife | ATK 1 (Every kill +0.2 ATK) Living Room: There is a fireplace with books all around. Like "DOUG: A DougDoug Story". It's almost a cozy library with all the books. There is also a CRT with an NES connected to it. No games though, other than Super Mario Bros. On a table nearby is an unopened energy drink. Crazy Fox | +5 HP, +5 MG, 2 turns every round until end of the fight Bathroom: It's a bathroom. There is nothing else to it. You can take a piss and shit (update), but nothing else important is here. Jackbox Room: There is a boardgame on the floor, do you wanna open it up? Yes: All of the sudden the door closes behind you. It's a trap! You have 3 minutes to answer 3 questions. Question 1: Who is the cooler: Fureen or Furin? (Fureen is correct) Quetion 2: What are members of the Syalp community called? (Mike) Question 3: What is Markipliers current subscriber count? The first two digits are alright. (https://www.youtube.com/@markiplier) As soon as you finish the questions, a prize falls from above. It's two shirts! I H8t T.S.o.L.: SYALP APPROVES OF THIS | DEF 3 I LOVE DF:WMEO: CAPTAIN APPROVES OF THIS | DEF 3 These are not the best items, but at least it's something! Dining Room: It's an empty dining room. There is a table with chairs. It looks quite beautiful to be honest with the decor. There is also a big plate of chicken with a very very nice sauce on it. Chicken With A Very Very Nice Sauce | 50 HP Floor 2: Elevenna: Welcome back, Champs! Welcome to another MANDATORY MINIGAME! Elevenna: Today, we are going to play Naughts & Crosses. Or also called X X O! Or also called tic tac toe. It goes by many names. Elevenna: If I win, you get damaged and you get to try again! If YOU win, my lovely PLAYERS, you get to BE FREE!... until next floor of course. Losing is -20 HP (Yes you can use heal items) If attacked, runs (but you can follow her) Elevenna HP: 18 MG: 32 ATK: 1 DEF: 3 MDEF: 4 Weapon: Head: Shirt: Blue Suit Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Blue Suit Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Purple Shooes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Termination Desc: Thinks she's helpful... she's not. When won: Elevenna: Exelent work! I'll see you next floor for more MINIGAMES!!!! And just like that, Elevenna runs up the stairs again and leaves your party alone. As you move on to the rooms to choose from, some familiar face. And Bert recognizes him too. It's his father, Mr. Johnson! Bert runs up to his father and hugs him. It's been so long since the two have seen each other. Has he been stuck here for half year? Mr Johnson: I've been stuck here for half a year! Oh, that answers that. I guess he has been stuck here for that long. He tried to surprise his son, Bert, for his birthday with a delicious loaf of homemade bread. His birthday sandwich! However, he fell down here and has been trying to get out of here since then. Tears are running down, as they hug each other. Mr. Johnson joins your party! Mr. Johnson HP: 56 MG: 34 MAGGI: 1 MG: Analysis | Find out the opponment's stat you target 8 MG: Euro Puncher | 50% Chance for ATKx10 (Costs 1 Euro) 12 MG: Reflect | Attack reflects back to enemy Learn 9: 18 MG: X Slash | Attacks twice Learn 12: 25 MG: Brass Knuckles | Selected enemy: ATKx11, every other opponment ATKx2 (Desc: Punches opponment's jaw and which sends out a shockwave) Learn 15: 30 MG: All-In Analysis | Find out every opponment's stats Learn 18: ALL MG: Arm Wrestling | 50% chance to do ATKx50 to selected opponment, except if opponment has less ATK than him then 100% chance ATK: 4 DEF: 8 MDEF: 1 Learn: 8 Head: Iconic Fedora & Pipe | DEF 3 Shirt: White Shirt w/ Tie | DEF 2 Pants: White Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Buisness Shoes | DEF 2 Spell Kills: 4 Kills: 4 Deviation Inventory: Birthday Sandwich | FULL HP You are finally in the second floor, now with Bert's dad as well. On this floor seems to be a streamer room, a Balcony, an Art Gallery, and Syalp's bedroom. Streamer Room: As you enter it, you see Todd Howard. Wait no, nevermind he disappeared. I guess it just works out like that, huh? It's an empty room with just a chair, a table, and a computer. Behind it is a greenscreen. There aren't even wallpapers on the wall, it's just concrete. A feral green fox is also in the room. Green Fox ("John Fell") HP: 19 MG: 30 ATK: 3 DEF: 0 MDEF: 0 Weapon: Head: Shirt: Pants: Shoes: LV: 1 Kills: 0 Determination Balcony: It's a nice, small balcony with a small table and one chair. There is an energy drink, unopened, on a table. Crazy Fox | +5 HP, +5 MG, 2 turns every round until end of the fight The Art Gallery: You enter the room, it's full of Fureen. It's like an art gallery. All from different artist. Every single picture is from Fureen, except one, which is a picture of Syalp, in their human form, not the monitor head one. Syalp's Bedroom: This appears to be Syalp's bedroom. There is a giant bed there. Next to it is a table with a computer with two screen. Also, in front of the bed, is a TV with a bunch of consoles under it. N64, Wii, Wii U, Xbox 360, etc. There are also a bunch Plushies there. An enderman, a bob-omb, but one sticks out. An old squirrel plushy! Another thing that sticks out is the Undertale collectors edition with a heartshaped locket in there. Klausie | +3 MDEF (Desc: Needs to be equipped as the weapon. Makes one +3 happier!) Heart Locket | DEF 15 (Desc: A locket with a music box you can put around your neck. It says "Best Friends Forever.") Green Hoodie | DEF 5 (Desc: The classic green hoodie from Don't Forget: We'll Meet Each Other!) When picking up a controller: Bert: Back in my day cheat codes were all over the place! Especially in Konami games those were my favorites. Too bad there's nothing to use this on. Floor 3: Elevenna: I'm glad you all are back, since today. We are going for our last MANDATORY MINIGAME! Elevenna: We are going to play Wordle! A word guessing game where you have a 5 letter word for guess! Elevenna: I'll tell you which ones are correct and which ones are correct, but in the wrong place! Elevenna: If you lost, I'll remove 30 HP from each of you and you can try again. I might change the word though! Elevenna: If you're right, I'll leave you all alone! Actually this time! Lost Game is -30 HP (Yes you can use heal items) Examples: Syalp, Plays, Gamer, Mikes (You can choose though) If attacked, runs (but you can follow her) Elevenna HP: 18 MG: 32 ATK: 1 DEF: 3 MDEF: 4 Weapon: Head: Shirt: Blue Suit Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Blue Suit Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Purple Shooes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Termination Desc: Thinks she's helpful... she's not. When won: Elevenna: Amazing! You mastered all my MANDATORY MINIGAMES! I'll leave you all alone. However, here is prize for winning! You got a Mini Dinner | 34 HP And just like that, Elevenna walks past you all, down the stairs. DougDoug Room: You enter the room. There is Parkzer with a unicorn called Bjorn. They are currently playing Peggle (2007), but then they stop as they notice you. Bjorn gets angry at the interuption, Parkzer is just confused. Bjorn wants to battle!... and drags Parkzer into it. Parkzer HP: 33 MG: 32 ATK: 2 DEF: 5 MDEF: 2 Weapon: Expert Gun | -5 - 20 ATK [Ammo: 30] Head: Glasses | DEF 1 Shirt: White Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Black Pants | DEF 2 Shoes: Grey Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Termination Desc: Adam Parkzer from... Parkzer. Refuses to shoot you. Spare: As soon as you spare Bjorn. Bjorn HP: 19 MG: 43 ATK: 5 +5 DEF: 0 MDEF: 1 Weapon: Horn | ATK 5 Head: Shirt: Pants: Shoes: Souls: 1 Destructive Rage Desc: Easily angerable unicorn. Dragged Parkzer into a fight. Spare: Knock him out (HP at 5 or lower you can knock him out) There is not much around in this room. However, you find a DougDoug MugMug with some water in it! DougDoug MugMug with water | HP 5 Tom Holland Room: It's a grey room with pillars, quite similar to Chris Pratts castle. However, instead of pictures of Chris Pratt, there are pictures of Tom Holland instead. There is also a throne for Tom Holland... It's completely dusty. Another thing is in this room. It's a weird thing with a cardboard box airplane. The Viber wants to battle The Viber HP: 28 MG: 120 ATK: 4 DEF: 3 MDEF: 4 Weapon: Head: Shirt: Pink Shirt | DEF 1 Pants: Purple Pants | DEF 1 Shoes: Pink Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 2 Kills: 4 Termination Desc: Guy in a flying box. Living his jolly life! Unknown Room: You enter a pitch black room with a large glowing white number display. The smell of Times New Roman penetrates the halls. It's the number zero. The Cereal Room: It's filled up with cereals. It must've taken 9 yeareals to collect the cereals... There is also a piano in the corner Take cereals: You also find a Wheat corn. It reminds you of a guard in Chris Pratts castle, weirdly enough. The Second Korn (Corn) | 1 HP, also makes you eat a random food item as well x99 Cereals | 1 HP (There are more, but you cannot collect all of the cereals...) If still trying to take ALL: Condensed Cereals | 9 turns to eat: Deals 1 damage every turn, but afterwards Full HP, Full MG, & MDEF 7 Go to piano: All of the sudden, the piano jumps to life! Haunted Piano HP: 29 MG: 96 ATK: 4 DEF: 8 MDEF: -7 Weapon1: Weapon2: Weapon3: Weapon4: Head: Wood | DEF 2 Shirt: Wood | DEF 2 Pants: Wood | DEF 2 Shoes: Wood | DEF 2 LV: 1 Kills: 0 Downfall Desc: Extremely angry. Haunted by ghosts, a piano with teeth! The Roof: You finally entered the roof. There you see Syalp. They're actually about your size, not really intimidating or anything. If other mikes alive: There are also some other people there next to them. Syalp is sitting on a really large and elaborate throne, which is very striking, because they are not that elaborate or large. They are, in fact, just in a pink and cyan hoodie, wear blue pants, and black shoes. That monitor head person is just a person. Syalp gets up and walks over to you. Syalp (and the Mikes) want to battle [Note: Captain Mike, Topper & Theorist Mike, and Modern Mouth Mike would be here, if they were not fought before] Syalp HP: 23 MG: 77 MAGGI: 5 MG: Stronger Attack | ATK x 1.5 20 MG: X Slash | Attacks twice 40 MG: MIKE! | All Mikes in Syalps Party get 2 turns for 1 round ALL MG: Entertainment | Set HPx10 & DEF -2 of ALL in battle ATK: 7 - 77 DEF: 6 MDEF: -3 Learn: 9 Weapon1: Glowing Green Sword | ATK 6 Weapon2: Coolest Sword | ATK -2, Attacks Twice Weapon3: Extremely Rustry Sword | ATK 1, Poison: 3 DMG 2 Turns Weapon4: The Pacifistic Knife | DEF 1, Blockrate 50% Head: TV-Head | DEF 1 Shirt: Cyan/Purple Hoodie | DEF 2 Pants: Blue Jeans | DEF 1 Shoes: Black Shoes | DEF 1 LV: 1 Kills: 1 Downfall Inventory: 7x MAGGI Seasoning | 7 MG Spare: Pet Syalp 5 times: they're too weirded out and end it. Desc: A weird looking TV-Head Person with a grey walking stick. The ruler of the not so endless hole. Living their dream. [Note: Insert the other Mikes here, whichever are alive] If killed Syalp: And so they fall to the ground, dying. Not moving anymore. You have slain the ruler. If not killed: And so Syalp lets you go. Letting you out of the pit. Finally, after all that time, freedom is mere moments away! And so you're goint to the staircase. If you invited Kapitän 1P and didn't kill Syalp: But then you're stopped by Kapitän1P! Kapitän1P: Why didn't you kill them! We had a plan! Why! Why! Kapitän1P: I will get them myself then. But firstly, I'm gonna get you! Kapitän1P wants to battle [Insert his stats here (It's to the death)] You find a sticker saying "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Hamburg?" And so you go up it. Leaving the not so infinite hole behind. Getting out of the pit. Epilogue: You exit out of the pit, finally (with Bert (and his father)). Freedom ahead of you, giddy to leave this damp pit. Somewhat traumatized by the experience, you're going through all the events in your head. Bert should've never gotten this damn pit. If you killed someone: I mean you had to kill people. Alive beings. If you didn't killed someone: At least you have no blood on your hands. What is Jack Black doing in there? Chris Pratt? No matter how you spin this, is this truly a happy ending? At least you found some awesome Fureen merch laying on the ground, as you exited it. If taken Bert with you: Bert pawned off the pit and got his own flat | If dead: [Leave out] If taken Bert's dad with you: Mr Johnson moves in with his son because his house was repossessed | If dead: [Leave out] If Chris Pratt alive: Chris Pratt played Alex in A Minecraft Movie 2 | If died: his kingdom became more and more unpopulated until left to rot. Ms. Elevenna got divorced from her beautiful wife and lives in a hole full of rats If Mike Inn Mikes Alive: Started Mike-ing for Ms. Elevenna, before the divorce, but her wifer took the Mikes | If dead: [Leave out] If Both Battat & Theory Mike Alive: Battat befriends theory Mike | If not: [Leave out] Glorpuine died If Kapitän1p alive: Kapitän1p because a dictator in Guatemala and made everyone wear tophats| If dead: [Leave out] If Captain Mike alive: Captain Mike went to Montenegro and got the national award for sleeping the most If Topper & Theory Mike alive: Theory Mike is living the best life. However Topper gets shot and says "Not again!"... he's okay... mostly. If Modern Mouth Mike alive: Modern Mouth Mike went on to host mandatory minigames in Elevenna's stead. Very poorly. If Syalp alive: Went on to rule over the pit with the Mikes, living happily ever after. One day, they retire and Jack Black takes over. If Syalp dead: Syalp has gone to hell, leaving the pit to rot... until one day, Elevenna's wife takes over. Ruling with no mercy. And you? Who knows. That's up to you.